I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad
Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad
someone: if you aren’t a boy or a girl what are you
me:
@carlandthehumancrab I am a barn owl my pronouns are owl/barn
@alwayscryinglightning I will support you
Greatest article I’ve ever read.
i wouldn’t want to meet anyone else
THE GOODEST COMEDIAN
I want to be politically informed and educated but I also wanna have a good day and be in a good mood. Do you see my problem?
#2018mood
look if movies being like 2.5 hours long is just gonna be the norm from now on then we gotta bring back intermissions. please let me piss.
Hey short people! Looking for a way to get taller?
Try replacing your feet with LIVE BEARS. You’ll be taller AND have two LIVE BEARS ATTACHED TO YOUR BODY.
The best part about not having a gender is that every sort of attraction I feel is gay
You have a gender, it’s in your pants
Everyone! My gender is 67 cents, a pen cap, and some lint
Jokes on you, I’m not wearing any pants. My gender is still none existent
what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my brain, let me have my captions
