I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad
Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad
someone: if you aren’t a boy or a girl what are you
me:
@carlandthehumancrab I am a barn owl my pronouns are owl/barn
@alwayscryinglightning I will support you
Greatest article I’ve ever read.
i wouldn’t want to meet anyone else
THE GOODEST COMEDIAN
I want to be politically informed and educated but I also wanna have a good day and be in a good mood. Do you see my problem?
#2018mood
The best part about not having a gender is that every sort of attraction I feel is gay
You have a gender, it’s in your pants
Everyone! My gender is 67 cents, a pen cap, and some lint
Jokes on you, I’m not wearing any pants. My gender is still none existent
Hey short people! Looking for a way to get taller?
Try replacing your feet with LIVE BEARS. You’ll be taller AND have two LIVE BEARS ATTACHED TO YOUR BODY.
